Pet shops are filled with guinea pigs, fish and other small stuff. Cats and dogs run around the streets themselves: take it - I don't want to. Even buying an elephant does not seem such an insoluble problem: just go to the director of the zoo and ask how much elephants are today. But buying a dragon is a completely different matter …
Instructions
Step 1
If you want to combine buying a dragon while traveling to exotic lands, head to China for New Year. According to the Gregorian calendar, this is the period from January 20th to February 20th. Wait for the "dragon dance" and ask if you can get one dragon as a pet.
Step 2
Another place to go in search of dragons is Scandinavia. The harsh Vikings, skillful seafarers who set off from the Scandinavian shores to distant lands, even named their warships "drakkars", which means "dragon". Hit the archaeologists, and, perhaps, you will be able to excavate with them the remains of a Viking ship, the nose of which will most likely be decorated with the head of a dragon. Or you can go to one of the museums and inquire there - what if there is a dragon for sale?..
Step 3
You can, however, take a closer look at the well-known reptiles. Some terrarium has probably come to your city (and more than once). Go see crocodiles and snakes, and surely one of the creatures presented - lizards, iguanas, chameleons - will surely remind you of a dragon from fairy tales. Of course, the maintenance of such a "dragon" will cost a pretty penny, but a real dragon will certainly cost more.
Step 4
If you just want a dragon, and not a smaller copy, go to the zoological museum. Perhaps they will sell you a life-size Tyrannosaurus skeleton. You can also go to Jurassic Park to see Steven Spielberg. The fullness of sensations and an unforgettable experience are guaranteed. And if some dragon gets too naughty and creates problems for the owners of the park, it will be sold to you with pleasure (and maybe even at a discount).
Step 5
In extreme cases, go to some fabulous country (there have been especially many of them recently). Start at Hogwarts, inquire, and off you go! And do not forget about the exchange rate of the dollar and the euro - not all places where dragons are sold accept rubles.
